Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

(via leopard-babe)


boys are always like “I hope we can still be friends” like why?????? I don’t like you????? your personality is not appealing to me in the slightest??? if you’re not gonna eat me out then like….what why. get over yourself

(via party-on-fifth-avenue)


It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

(via party-on-fifth-avenue)


If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit

Have fun figuring out which

(via sexlovemarijuana)


me: *speaking to my child* you can do any career you want its completely up to you

my child: i wanna be a police officer

me: no bitch pick another one

(via crooked-young-antivist)


i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

(Source: bearzerky, via crooked-young-antivist)